Avoid fruits and nuts; after all you are what you eat.

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Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy!

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy!

Mistakes make me human. Failure makes me stronger. Love keeps me alive. But its YOU...

Mistakes make me human. Failure makes me stronger. Love keeps me alive. But its YOU...

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy...

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy...

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance...

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance...

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and...

Life is like an onion: You peel it off one layer at a time, and...

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes...

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes...

Life is the game that must be played.

Life is the game that must be played.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.