Ask the American players how many weeks in a row they play in Japan.

Quote by Seve Ballesteros

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Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all...

Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all...

I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I hole it.

I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I hole it.

No Trevino speaks Mexican.

No Trevino speaks Mexican.

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just...

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just...

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses....

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses....

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt.

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre...

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, youre...

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

They looked as if they had trees growing out of them.

They looked as if they had trees growing out of them.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.

The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf...

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf...

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said...