Yeah, but I'll be working as a marshal. I'll be helping your team find all the balls they drive into the rough.
Quote by Seve Ballesteros
I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I hole it.
Ask the American players how many weeks in a row they play in Japan.
No Trevino speaks Mexican.
For the first time I felt like they used to feel when they played with...
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
They looked as if they had trees growing out of them.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can...
Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the...
There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by...
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.
I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.
I try to work with God as a partner.
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over...
After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf...
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Anthology construction is one of the pleasantest hobbies that a person who is not mad...
President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses....
If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been...
I wasn't there long enough to hear them say what they were.