Around every corner lurk greasy Fisherman's Platters that give children nightmares, Naugahyde minute steaks that put tofuburgers in a favorable light and all those ubiquitous fast-food indigestion huts.

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The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker:...

The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker:...

Square meals, not adventurous ones, are what you should seek.

Square meals, not adventurous ones, are what you should seek.

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the...

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker:...

The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker:...

The Polo Lounge is like a fine old mink coat: opulent, dignified and warm.

The Polo Lounge is like a fine old mink coat: opulent, dignified and warm.

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the...

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

The highway is replete with culinary land mines disguised as quaint local restaurants that carry...

The highway is replete with culinary land mines disguised as quaint local restaurants that carry...

I wouldn't exactly call it 'cooking' but I can make noodles. That means I can...

I wouldn't exactly call it 'cooking' but I can make noodles. That means I can...

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking

I like cooking but I don't know much and whenever I enter the kitchen, my...

I like cooking but I don't know much and whenever I enter the kitchen, my...

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

The art of cookery is the art of poisoning mankind, by rendering the appetite still...

The art of cookery is the art of poisoning mankind, by rendering the appetite still...

My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was...

My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was...

I get quite lazy about cooking because when I come back from work it is...

I get quite lazy about cooking because when I come back from work it is...

I myself spent hours in the Columbia library as intimidated and embarrassed as a famished...

I myself spent hours in the Columbia library as intimidated and embarrassed as a famished...

I love cooking for myself and cooking for my family.

I love cooking for myself and cooking for my family.