An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

Quote by George Jean Nathan

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A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in...

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

Love demands infinitely less than friendship.

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens...

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens...

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.

It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.

It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few

Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few

I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did...

I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did...

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes...

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes...

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I...

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

An actor without a playwright is like a hole without a doughnut.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow...

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow...

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Bad officials are the ones elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.

I drink to make other people interesting.

I drink to make other people interesting.

Hear this word, ye kine of Bashan, that are in the mountain of Samaria, which...

Hear this word, ye kine of Bashan, that are in the mountain of Samaria, which...

Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than...

Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than...

Mud not the fountain that gave drink to thee.

Mud not the fountain that gave drink to thee.