An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

Quote by George Bernard Shaw

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I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and...

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and...

Old men are dangerous it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to...

Old men are dangerous it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to...

The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's...

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's...

All progress means war with society.

All progress means war with society.

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that...

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that...

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake

Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse

Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.

Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage...

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage...

Show me an orchestra that likes its conductor and I'll show you a lousy conductor.

Show me an orchestra that likes its conductor and I'll show you a lousy conductor.