I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.
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Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor...
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A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
The best reformers the world has ever seen are those who commence on themselves
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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another...
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I have made it so perfectly clear in my tracts, articles, and books what was...
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Hell is paved with good intentions, not bad ones
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.
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There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
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The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking...