America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Quote by Hunter S Thompson

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You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and...

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and...

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

Being crazy isn't enough.

Being crazy isn't enough.

Humans are naturally capable of being crazy because you have to be crazy to be...

Humans are naturally capable of being crazy because you have to be crazy to be...