If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

Quote by Hunter S Thompson

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That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond...

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond...

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of...

My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life...

My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...

Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than...