If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

Quote by Hunter S Thompson

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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and...

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and...

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely...

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress...

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress...

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a...

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a...

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.