Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

Quote by Chelsea Handler

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Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This...

Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This...

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the...

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the...

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good...

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good...

The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that...

The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that...

He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound...

He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound...

Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's...

Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's...

My father has a high opinion of his opinion.

My father has a high opinion of his opinion.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people...

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people...

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I...

Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I...

I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I...

I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I...

We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a...

We got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a...

Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably...

Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably...

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. Its the first time an...

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. Its the first time an...

I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the...

I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the...

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a...

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a...

At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls,...

At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls,...

Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' --...

Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' --...

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own...

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own...

Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it...

Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it...

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last...

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last...