Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not.

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I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a...

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you're...

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.

So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.

Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you...

Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you...

I'm not a sex symbol.

I'm not a sex symbol.

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room....

You don't need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room....

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on....

I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on....