Adultery is the application of democracy to love
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man. There has never been a really...
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after...
The formula of the argument is simple and familiar: to dispose of a problem all...
The fundamentalist mind, running in a single rut for fifty years, is now quite unable...
Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body
Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.
The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very...
Voting is simply a way of determining which side is the stronger without putting it...
A fool who, after plain warning, persists in dosing himself with dangerous drugs should be...
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient
Painting is the art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to...
Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a...
For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good...
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
Men err from selfishness; women because they are weak.