Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die.

Quote by John Skow

Topics: Adultery Quotes, Marriage Quotes

In journalistic terms, syndication is equivalent to ascending to heaven on a pillar of cloud.

In journalistic terms, syndication is equivalent to ascending to heaven on a pillar of cloud.

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is...

Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is...

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character...

I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery, homosexuality, dishonesty and other character...

Some chicks are crazy just cause your mans' on a diet, doesn't mean he don't...

Some chicks are crazy just cause your mans' on a diet, doesn't mean he don't...

Four misfortunes befall a heedless man who commits adultery: acquisition of demerit, disturbed sleep, thirdly...

Four misfortunes befall a heedless man who commits adultery: acquisition of demerit, disturbed sleep, thirdly...

Four things does a reckless man gain who covets his neighbor's wife - demerit, an...

Four things does a reckless man gain who covets his neighbor's wife - demerit, an...

I do not think that there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

I do not think that there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

Do not adultery commit; Advantage rarely comes of it.

Do not adultery commit; Advantage rarely comes of it.

Guilt and no guilt: these were the worst things. The only thing worse than the...

Guilt and no guilt: these were the worst things. The only thing worse than the...

O curse of marriage that we can call these delicate creatures ours and not their...

O curse of marriage that we can call these delicate creatures ours and not their...

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart...

I've looked on a lot of women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart...

Ive looked on many women with lust. Ive committed adultery in my heart many times....

Ive looked on many women with lust. Ive committed adultery in my heart many times....

The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop.

The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop.

Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.

Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.

It is easier to play around with a man's wife than with his cliches.

It is easier to play around with a man's wife than with his cliches.

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would...

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would...

Divorce is the sacrament of adultery.

Divorce is the sacrament of adultery.

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married