I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm not hard to get along with.

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out...

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out...

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

I've never been able to say I've been influenced by a list of artists I...

I've never been able to say I've been influenced by a list of artists I...

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...