A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

Quote by Oliver Herford

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Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite...

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite...

Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware...

Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware...

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't...

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't...

Many are called but few get up.

Many are called but few get up.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric...

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric...

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings

Only the young die good.

Only the young die good.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...

There is always room at the top - after the investigation.

There is always room at the top - after the investigation.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.