A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked!

Quote by Don Williams Jr

Topics: Comedy Quotes, Humor Quotes, Irony Quotes

Death may indeed be final but the love we share while living is eternal.

Death may indeed be final but the love we share while living is eternal.

My father, now in heaven, is a keeper of the birds. And his eye is...

My father, now in heaven, is a keeper of the birds. And his eye is...

Better is the enemy of good

Better is the enemy of good

Music is the balm that heals the forlorn ache of a distant star.

Music is the balm that heals the forlorn ache of a distant star.

The gifts of an honorable, well-lived life are in those who will miss you once...

The gifts of an honorable, well-lived life are in those who will miss you once...

Fame and riches are fleeting. Stupidity is eternal

Fame and riches are fleeting. Stupidity is eternal

Hate grows and victors where love is afraid to share its bloom.

Hate grows and victors where love is afraid to share its bloom.

God, despite his casual silence, still exists. Of that I havent a single doubt.

God, despite his casual silence, still exists. Of that I havent a single doubt.

I am consistently inconsistent.

I am consistently inconsistent.

The true beauty of a woman is her inherent ability to make better a man...

The true beauty of a woman is her inherent ability to make better a man...

The gifts of an honorable, well-lived life are in those who will miss you once...

The gifts of an honorable, well-lived life are in those who will miss you once...

My father, now in heaven, is a keeper of the birds. And his eye is...

My father, now in heaven, is a keeper of the birds. And his eye is...

Why is it that an extended olive branch often turns to a clinched fist of...

Why is it that an extended olive branch often turns to a clinched fist of...

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

Adding and subtracting was good enough for Eden, but in there fallen state God thought...

Adding and subtracting was good enough for Eden, but in there fallen state God thought...

This man, although he may not actually have committed the crime attributed to him, is...

This man, although he may not actually have committed the crime attributed to him, is...

Sex without love is mating, love without sex is philosophy.

Sex without love is mating, love without sex is philosophy.

My father, now in heaven, is a keeper of the birds. And his eye is...

My father, now in heaven, is a keeper of the birds. And his eye is...

The years like great black oxen tread the world, and God, the herdsman goads them...

The years like great black oxen tread the world, and God, the herdsman goads them...

If God is for us, who can be against us. (Romans 8:31)

If God is for us, who can be against us. (Romans 8:31)

Man loves company even if only that of a small burning candle

Man loves company even if only that of a small burning candle