A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

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Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his...

Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his...

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent...

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent...

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist:...

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist:...

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

No one can disgrace us but ourselves.

No one can disgrace us but ourselves.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing...

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing...

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at...

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at...

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him...

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him...

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you...

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you...

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities...

There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities...

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his...

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his...

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time...

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time...

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been

Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others...

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others...

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

I have learned to respect ideas, wherever they come from. Often they come from clients....

I have learned to respect ideas, wherever they come from. Often they come from clients....