Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Quote by Josh Billings
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence...
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.
When a man comes to me for advice I find out the kind of advice...
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its...
The less we know the more we suspect
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can...
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves...
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you...
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up...
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we...
Time is the cruelest teacher; first she gives the test, then teaches the lesson.
When God made time, he made plenty of it