Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
Quote by Dave Barry
Topics:
Computers Quotes
Related Quotes
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place...
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety...
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in...
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally...
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can...
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...
If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its...
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish...
Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep...
Frankly, once I've eaten a thing... I don't expect to see it again.
