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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it,...

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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always...

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...

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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your...

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My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into...

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a...

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

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1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of...

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software...

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when...

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when...

The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and...

The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games...

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong...

We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong...