99.99% of adulthood is mastering the art of the fake-smile-and-nod.

Topics: Adulthood Quotes, Fake Smile Quotes

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their...

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their...

Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an...

Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an...

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of...

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of...

You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.

You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.

Children aren't dogs; adults aren't gods

Children aren't dogs; adults aren't gods

As long as any adult thinks that he, like the parents and teachers of old,...

As long as any adult thinks that he, like the parents and teachers of old,...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to...

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults

If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business

If adults want to take such chances (with marijuana) that is their business

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people...

Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people...

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people...

Too many people grow up. That's the real trouble with the world, too many people...

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own...

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own...

For children to take morality seriously they must be in the presence of adults who...

For children to take morality seriously they must be in the presence of adults who...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the...

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the...

Smile in ya face, but everybody fake.

Smile in ya face, but everybody fake.

Girls have fake smiles and broken hearts...

Girls have fake smiles and broken hearts...