You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty.

Picture Quote by Dr House

You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty.

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

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People like talking about people. Makes us feel superior. Makes us feel in control. And...

Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

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Faith that's another word for ignorance, isn't it? I've never understood how people can be...

I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.

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I cared for eight seconds, then I got distracted.

Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

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Nun: Sister Augustine belives in things that aren't real. House: I thought that was a...

Thing is, hope's for sissies.

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Thing is, hope's for sissies.

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

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Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. They fail because while they're dating people pretend...

The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

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The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

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Dying people lie too. Wish they'd worked less, been nicer, opened orphanages for kittens. If...

People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

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People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of...

Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

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Most people don't have the guts to admit they'd rather be pretty than healthy. Income's...

I'm in pain every day .That changed me. Made me a harder person, a worst...

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I'm in pain every day .That changed me. Made me a harder person, a worst...

When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

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When I hired you I knew you were insane I will continue to try and...

The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

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The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up. Arrogance has to be earned. Anomalies...

You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

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You know how they say that you can't live without love? Well oxigen is even...

An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

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An old man: You're Dr. House, aren't you? House: Oh God, don´t tell we used...

Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

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Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die...

Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

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Okay, we took off our clothes, I got on top of you.. How long 'til...

The heart has questions and the answers all at the same time.

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The heart has questions and the answers all at the same time.

I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile

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I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile