When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves her; and when forty, he makes her young again.

Picture Quote by Leon Blum

When a woman is twenty, a child deforms her; when she is thirty, he preserves her; and when forty, he makes her young again.

Topics: Children Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Mother Picture Quotes

Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

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Being a single parent is twice the work, twice the stress and twice the tears...

They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

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They know me in a way no one ever has. They open me to things...

Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

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Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read...

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

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A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to...

I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

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I've got six kids. I'm not done. I'm going to keep having kids until I...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and...

Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

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Daddy please stop yellin I can't stand the sound Make mama stop cryin cuz I...

Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

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Parents need to fill a child's bucket of self-esteem so high that the rest of...

I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

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I realised that staying with my kids was more important than leaving my wife.

Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

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Let's try teaching children how to think instead of what to think.

Children may close their ears to advice, but they keep their eyes open to an...

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Children may close their ears to advice, but they keep their eyes open to an...

Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

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Strong enough to bear the children. Then get back to business.

Strong-willed children become adults who can change the world as long as we can hang...

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Strong-willed children become adults who can change the world as long as we can hang...

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have...

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a...

As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known...

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As a single parent who is dating, make your child your priority. Make this known...

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

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You know someone is your true friend if you tell a secret and the next...

The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

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The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all...

In a child's eyes, a mother is a goddess. She can be glorious or terrible,...

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In a child's eyes, a mother is a goddess. She can be glorious or terrible,...