The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Picture Quote by Terry Pratchett

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Open Mind Picture Quotes, Thinking Picture Quotes

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style....

Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can...

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Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can...

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That...

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

One can't prove that God doesn't exit, but science makes God unnecessary.

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One can't prove that God doesn't exit, but science makes God unnecessary.