To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Quote by Cary Grant

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I...

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I...

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I...

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I...

Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.

Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.

I think that making love is the best form of exercise.

I think that making love is the best form of exercise.

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

I improve on misquotation.

I improve on misquotation.

My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should...

My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should...

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you...

We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color...

We have our factory, which is called a stage. We make a product, we color...

Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.

Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings.

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person....

I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person....

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.