Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

Quote by Sholom Aleichem

Topics: Funny Quotes, Religious Quotes

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it...

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it...

The rich swell up with pride, the poor from hunger.

The rich swell up with pride, the poor from hunger.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for...

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for...

Gossip is nature's telephone.

Gossip is nature's telephone.

No matter how bad things get you got to go on living, even if it...

No matter how bad things get you got to go on living, even if it...

Gossip is nature's telephone.

Gossip is nature's telephone.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed...

Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed...

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had...

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had...

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make...

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make...

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned...

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned...

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

A religious person is devout in the sense that he has no doubt about the...

A religious person is devout in the sense that he has no doubt about the...