Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

Quote by Jim Murray

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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula....

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man...

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream.

I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody.

I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

If I had won today and all those other championships, my life might be totally...

If I had won today and all those other championships, my life might be totally...

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it?

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it?

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I...

He'd count the Bangkok Four-Ball if you let him.

He'd count the Bangkok Four-Ball if you let him.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

Focus on remedies, not faults.

Focus on remedies, not faults.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have...

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have...

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like...

The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and...

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and...