Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

Topics: Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Oh. Your. God.

Who are you, and why should I care?

Who are you, and why should I care?

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.