Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle.

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What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Who are you, and why should I care?

Who are you, and why should I care?

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Oh. Your. God.

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!