Congress: Bingo with billions

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Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I...

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for...

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few...

I left home because I was hungry.

I left home because I was hungry.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly...

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they...

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.