What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the birth of Santa.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

Bart no like, bad medicine.

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare...

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything!

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps.

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

God Schmod, i want my Monkey man.

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

Why did you buy the first hover car ever made?

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over,...

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

I cannot promise i'll try, but i'll try to try.

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down....this should be every boy's dream!

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

Bla bla bla bla bla sit. santa's little helper.

The principal said potty!

The principal said potty!

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now...

Eat my shorts!!

Eat my shorts!!

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider...