There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.

Quote by Kristen Chandler

Topics: Funny Good Morning Quotes

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact...

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis...

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis...

The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my...

The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my...

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it...

What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it...

People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay,...

People don't want to see me having sex... I'm the queen of the 'kiss, foreplay,...

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I...

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I...

I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...

I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one...

Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the...

Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the...

You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show...

You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show...

Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small...

Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small...

Good morning is a contradiction of terms

Good morning is a contradiction of terms

Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that...

Good morning to the day: and next, my gold! - / Open the shrine that...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.

It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that...

I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has...

I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours doing what has...