In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Heart Quotes, Love Quotes, Men Quotes

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and...

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and...

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good...

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;...

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you;...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her...

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her...

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of...

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of...

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones

Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones

To our shame a woman is never so much attached to us as when we...

To our shame a woman is never so much attached to us as when we...