It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Mothers Quotes

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the...

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the...

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

You will never win if you never begin.

You will never win if you never begin.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he...

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good...

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...