My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just...

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Thou shalt not also go into the house of feasting, to sit with them to...

Thou shalt not also go into the house of feasting, to sit with them to...

They're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinking alone.

They're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinking alone.

Drink with me, my dear, said Mr. Weller. Put your lips to this here tumbler,...

Drink with me, my dear, said Mr. Weller. Put your lips to this here tumbler,...

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool...

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and...

What? have ye not houses to eat and to drink in? or despise ye the...

What? have ye not houses to eat and to drink in? or despise ye the...

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

It is meat and drink to me to see a clown.

It is meat and drink to me to see a clown.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

And she said, Drink, my lord: and she hasted, and let down her pitcher upon...

And she said, Drink, my lord: and she hasted, and let down her pitcher upon...

And on the second day ye shall offer twelve young bullocks, two rams, fourteen lambs...

And on the second day ye shall offer twelve young bullocks, two rams, fourteen lambs...

I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and...

I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and...

Thou hast not given water to the weary to drink, and thou hast withholden bread...

Thou hast not given water to the weary to drink, and thou hast withholden bread...

And he burnt his burnt offering and his meat offering, and poured his drink offering,...

And he burnt his burnt offering and his meat offering, and poured his drink offering,...

And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters...

And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...