Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Quote by Ellie Katz

Topics: Humor Quotes, Illness Quotes

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness...

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness...

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equ

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equ

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

The things which the child loves remain in the domain of the heart until old...

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a...

Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a...

My inner child is not wounded.

My inner child is not wounded.

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes...

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes...

It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks...

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.

When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks....

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about...

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read...

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read...