When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

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It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Something is always simple until you try it.

Something is always simple until you try it.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

I am woman, hear me bitch.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to...

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.