Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Picture Quote by Phyllis Diller

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Smile Picture Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Angry people are not always wise.

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Angry people are not always wise.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

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Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

I don't think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you...

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I don't think your ability to fight has anything to do with how big you...

Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expect the other person to die

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Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expect the other person to die

It's better to cry than to be angry; because anger hurts others while tears flow...

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It's better to cry than to be angry; because anger hurts others while tears flow...

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you...

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The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart, the less capable you...

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing...

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Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing...

Anger doesn't solve anything It builds nothing, but it can destroy everything

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Anger doesn't solve anything It builds nothing, but it can destroy everything

Look upon the errors of others in sorrow, not in anger.

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Look upon the errors of others in sorrow, not in anger.

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to...

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Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to...

The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart the less capablle you...

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The more anger towards the past you carry in your heart the less capablle you...

When our anger is suppressed, our sadness turns to self-pity.

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When our anger is suppressed, our sadness turns to self-pity.

Trust the one who can see Sorrow behind your smile Love behind your anger Reason...

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Trust the one who can see Sorrow behind your smile Love behind your anger Reason...

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

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Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

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Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.

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The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least I can dream.