You are not broken and you do not need to be fixed.

Quote by Joshua Estrin

Topics: Humor Quotes, Inspirational Quotes

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull....

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things...

The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things...

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your...

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your...

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun.

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

It's very hard to write humor.

It's very hard to write humor.

Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness...

Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness...

But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were...

But it also became the experience, or was the experience, of the writers who were...

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God...

I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God...

Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of...

Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you...

I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you...

I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think...

I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think...

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot...

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.

There are winners, there are losers and there are people who have not yet learned...

There are winners, there are losers and there are people who have not yet learned...