A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

Quote by John B Priestly

Topics: People Quotes

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...

There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless.

The chalk thing lebron does before games...isn't chalk. It's dust from his fingers being ringless.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise...

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness you send out for it.

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste...

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.

The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's...

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well...

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well...

He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.

He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the...

I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the...

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.

Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be...

Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be...

May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all...

May the leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way. And may all...