He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.

Quote by TSEliot

Topics: Funny Quotes, Intelligence Quotes

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank...

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank...

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

He who laughs last laughs longest

He who laughs last laughs longest

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case...

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...

This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the...

This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the...

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.

Since September 11th Congress has created the Department of Homeland Security, more than doubled the...

Since September 11th Congress has created the Department of Homeland Security, more than doubled the...

Our actions are the results of our intentions and our intelligence.

Our actions are the results of our intentions and our intelligence.