He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.

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The experience of each new age requires a new confession, and the world seems always...

The experience of each new age requires a new confession, and the world seems always...

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never...

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it...

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it...

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read...

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit...

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a...

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in...

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in...

The weariest and most loathed worldly life, that age, ache, penury and imprisonment can lay...

The weariest and most loathed worldly life, that age, ache, penury and imprisonment can lay...

I have lived long enough. My way of life is to fall into the sere,...

I have lived long enough. My way of life is to fall into the sere,...

In youth we learn; in age we understand.

In youth we learn; in age we understand.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

The 9-11 Commission strongly recommends that the National Intelligence Director be fully in control of...

The 9-11 Commission strongly recommends that the National Intelligence Director be fully in control of...

The universe is an intelligence test.

The universe is an intelligence test.