A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

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It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth...

It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth...

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to...

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

The problem of our age is the proper administration of wealth, so that the ties...

The problem of our age is the proper administration of wealth, so that the ties...

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured.

To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without, being paralyzed by hesitation, is...

To teach how to live without certainty, and yet without, being paralyzed by hesitation, is...

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

[Reporter: How did you find America?] We turned left at Greenland.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but...

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles,...

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what...

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what...

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his...

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his...

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've...

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've...

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

If you will call your troubles experiences, and remember that every experience develops some latent...

Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.

Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.