This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

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You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

Every time I get excited I have to poop.

Every time I get excited I have to poop.

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

I swear on my cat's grave.

I swear on my cat's grave.

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

I call my vibrator the Elmo, because you know like tickle me Elmo

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

I got a boner.

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...