Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

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Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

Something is always simple until you try it.

Something is always simple until you try it.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be...

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible...

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.