It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to...

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you...

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because...

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is...

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more...

Anything on paper is obsolete!

Anything on paper is obsolete!

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.