It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

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A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the...

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma....

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

Ive had heartaches, headaches, toothaches, earaches, and Ive had a few pains in the ass;...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what...

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

I never let a rhinestone go unturned

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just...

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the...

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have...

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

Thought, not money, is the real business capital...

Thought, not money, is the real business capital...

Money doesn't grow on trees

Money doesn't grow on trees

Money is property; it is not speech.

Money is property; it is not speech.