Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
TOMB, n. The House of Indifference. Tombs are now by common consent invested with a certain sanctity, but when they have been long tenanted it is considered no sin to break them open and rifle them, the famous Egyptologist, Dr.…
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Topics:
Famous Quotes
Related Quotes
ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due...
The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous...
Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough...
Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with...
NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its...
When you doubt, abstain.
LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from...
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method (according to Mimbleshaw's classification) of obtaining money by false pretences....
OPTIMISM, n. The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything...
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not...
Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is...
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
When you doubt, abstain.
Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you.
A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to...
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -...
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
