Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by...
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so...
Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to...
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity...
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes...
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing
An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in...
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored...
JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells...
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so...
Bore: a person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory...
Now is the winter of our discontent