Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession...
Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom...
Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone,...
LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and...
The future is that period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are...
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of...
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Incompatibility: In matrimony, a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of...
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
PATRIOTISM, n. Combustible rubbish read to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his...
A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.
Being famous was extremely disappointing for me. When I became famous it was a complete...