The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

No agency is better than its account executives.

No agency is better than its account executives.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

Include me out.

Include me out.

Let's have some new cliches.

Let's have some new cliches.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics - don't even ignore them.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

You've got to take the bitter with the sour.

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

Men! The only animal in the world to fear.

Men! The only animal in the world to fear.

What need I fear of thee? But yet I'll make assurance double sure, and take...

What need I fear of thee? But yet I'll make assurance double sure, and take...