The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

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For your information, I would like to ask a question.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

Our comedies are not to be laughed at.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Let's have some new cliches.

Let's have some new cliches.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

Don't pay any attention to the critics-don't even ignore them.

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Well, this slum cost a lot of money. It should look better than an ordinary...

Well, this slum cost a lot of money. It should look better than an ordinary...

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

No agency is better than its account executives.

No agency is better than its account executives.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never...

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I never liked you, and I always will.