The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

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The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up...

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take...

Include me out.

Include me out.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.