The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Quote by Samuel Goldwyn

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Modern dancing is old fashioned.

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth...

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth...

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

That's the trouble with directors. Always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

A Hospital is no place to be sick.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

Let's have some new cliches.

Let's have some new cliches.

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

We're overpaying him but he's worth it

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five...

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

I'll take fifty percent efficiency to get one hundred percent loyalty.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.

Too caustic? To hell with the costs, we'll make the picture anyway.