Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.

Quote by Ted Rall

Topics: Conservative Quotes, Humor Quotes

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss...

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

I think jazz is good, but I don't enjoy it. It's not for me.

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

But now that I'm cartooning full-time, I'm more of an observer. I'm talking to people...

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.

I don't think anyone has written a great graphic novel.

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are...

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's...

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's...

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

Even though I'm a leftist. I think the left eats its own.

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

It's a perfectly valid position to not like Shakespeare.

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

Comics are too big. You can't say any kind or genre of comics is better...

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most.

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

There was an honorable tradition of using anonymous sources that was ruined by Jayson Blair.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

I'm a better polemicist in prose.

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

Up until 1995, I still had a day job that I hated. I was still...

When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete...

When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete...

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at...

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...

When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed...

Anyone should be able to read comics.

Anyone should be able to read comics.

At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.

At this point, American workers are pretty respectful of the bosses they loathe.